Freddie: I’m not even sure if I’m going on this date.
Sam: [with Carly] Yes you are!
Carly Shay: [with Sam] You’re going!
Freddie: But what if she’s not…
Mrs. Benson: There is a living, breathing girl who wants to go out with you. This many never happen again! Unless, Carly changes her mind…
Carly Shay: Yeah, Freddie and I are just buds.
Mrs. Benson: Oh yes, I totally understand.
Carly Shay: Thank you.
Mrs. Benson: [shouting] Why won’t you love my son?
Carly: I give ‘glasses with feet’ girl an eight.
Freddie: I give her a nine.
Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.
Freddie: Why?
Sam: Just for being you.
SPENCER: Here’s Spency! AHHAHA- ow!
SPENCER: I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow.iCarly, iSaved Your Life
Sam: Hey! What if we kidnap Howard and keep him tied up ‘til after the show?
Carly: [exasperated] Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping?
Sam: It’s illegal and rude…
Carly: Good girl.
Sam Puckett is badass. Her middle name is Joy, which is highly ironic as she's known best for causing pain. She partakes in beating up nubs, co-hosting a webshow with her best friend and slurping smoothies. Most of all though, she enjoys eating meat. If it came off an animal, Sam will eat it. She's a fiery, sixteen-year-old girl with the stomach that withstands all (apart from licking swing-sets and out-of-date Persian chocolates) and a deep down, a very big heart.
